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That thing crawlin' out of your stomach
Its an alien baby
Its been growing inside you since that creature hugged your face
Your in an alien land, people are dead, and you don't even think twice
The women say to leave but you don't listen to them
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO THE WOMEN
THEY'RE USUALLY RIGHT ALL ALONG
NEXT TIME JUST LISTEN TO THE WOMEN
NEXT TIME JUST LISTEN
Because humans make a great place
For baby aliens to grow!
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That Thing At Outpost 31
01:11
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THAT THING...
...it came from the sky
...got trapped in the ice
...at Outpost 31
...it's in the dog
...assimilated Bennings/Norris/Palmer/Blair
...at Outpost 31
...it runs from the heat
...wants to refreeze itself
...probably assimilated Childs (sorry Kurt Russell)
...wants to assimilate us
...wants to assimilate you
...will become all of us
..will become all of you... THAT THING.
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Profondo Rosso
02:13
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I always love it when the telepaths are proven
They find the killer in the middle of the room
It's always children stabbin' people stabbin' children
Oh, Argento wanted us to be confused
I THOUGH THE KILLER WAS THAT GUY
BUT THE KILLER WAS NOT THAT GUY
I THOUGH THE KILLER WAS THAT GUY
BUT THE KILLER WAS NOT
These cases are harder to solve in Italy
I can usually figure it out but this got away from me
Profondo Rosso Profondo Rosso
I though the killer was that guy
Buy the killer, she ain't even a guy
I hear her whisper in the night
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SkyNet Is Google
01:18
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Terminator 2014
Let's find John Connor and take back the machine
We survived judgement day 17 years ago
Now we must fight our Mac Book Pros
SKYNET IS GOOGLE. G-O-O-G-L-E.
There's databases chronicling our lives
Whoever controls the servers controls our mind's
We've got to destroy this conglomeration
Or else this is our final hour
LET'S TAKE BACK THE MACHINE
SKYNET IS GOOGLE. G-O-O-G-L-E.
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AC/DC Is Dead
02:43
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OI. OI. OI. OI.
AC/DC IS DEAD. AC/DC IS DEAD
They died on the bridge at Wrightsville Beach
Even Emilio Estevez couldn't save those creeps
How's anybody gonna bang their head, now that...
AC/DC IS DEAD. AC/DC IS DEAD
Did anyone tell you the story of Stephen King and cocaine?
It's a tale of Wilmington, North Carolina
Where all machines go insane
To Greensboro and Charlotte trucks drive, I don't know why
But everyones gonna die while the comets in the sky
(insulting ac/dc comment)
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FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH PART 1
J: It's a horror masterpiece you should watch with your mother
S: Kevin Bacon is where I'm from
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH PART 2
J: Wheelchair deaths and wearin' mom's sweater
S: that's a lot of stairs
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH PART 3 in 3D
J: with biker gangs and Jason gettin' his mask
S: Is that Bobcat Golthwait?
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH PART 4: The Final Chapter
J: do the Crispin Glover dance with Cory Feldman
S: shot one year before Back to the Future
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH PART 5: A New Beginning
(hit song from said movie)
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH PART 6: Jason Lives
J: brought back by lightning only to drown at Forest Green...
S:...once called Crystal Lake
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH PART 7: New Blood
J: with telekinesis and Bernie as a weekend therapist
S: that IS Bernie!
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH PART 8: Jason Takes Manhattan
J: death by guitar on the Crystal Lake Cruise (choppin' heads off)
S: how do you set sail from a lake?
JASON GOES TO HELL: The Final Friday
IS THE WORST OF THEM ALL
ACCORDING TO ME AND SCHMOODLE/JERROD
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Angry Molesting Trees
00:34
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ANGRY MOLESTING TREES
never read books bound in flesh
ANGRY MOLESTING TREES
don't go to cabins in the woods
ANGRY MOLESTING TREES
never read the Necronomicon out loud, you fools.
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Don't Open the Gate
04:48
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You found a hole, you found a geode
You opened a geode, and listened to black metal
Never open a geode while listening to black metal!
YOU OPENED THE GATE. NEVER OPEN THE GATE!
never recite the Latin lyrics from your black metal records
Latin is for the strong, not the weak, and you are weak.
We need a toy rocket! Stab the eye in your hand!
and set off the rocket.
(various Latin incantations summoning spirits)
(Scmoodle adds various plot points I left out)
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V.M.D. Greensboro, North Carolina
songs from the bedroom of some guy from THE LEEVES, INSTANT REGRETS and DICKWOLF. demo quality bullshit. always!
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