:::::::::::::::::::::::HALLOWEEN 3::::::::::::::::::: I don't get the point of Halloween 3 I don't get the point of Season of the Witch Does anyone get the point of Halloween 3 Does anyone get the point of Season of the Witch TELL ME WHERE IS MICHAEL MYERS? WHERE IS MICHAEL MYERS? (does he own stock in this company I mean why should we even care?) (does he work at this evil mask company I mean I don't really understand) :::::::::::::::::::::HELP WANTED::::::::::::::::::::::::::: I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel. I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel. They didn't even check m y references I guess they're desperate for me to start They say there might be a catch Most caretakers tear their families apart (literally) I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel. I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel. The jobs off to a brilliant start Got these guys Grady and Jack as my hosts They get drunk all the time Did I mention that they're ghost (guess not) I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel. I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel. This job is getting kinda tough These messes cannot be cleaned with a broom Sometime the blood gets off in the lobby Sometimes old men get off in their rooms (ohhhhhhh) I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel. I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel. The job sucks but I met a girl She chokes me and makes me cough I like the fact that she's kinda kinky But I hate the fact that her skin falls off (ughhhhhhh) I HATE MY JOB. WINTER CARETAKER. I HATE MY JOB AT THE OVERLOOK HOTEL. (there's no need for a formal resignation sir. turns out you've been dead for weeks) :::::::::::::::::::::::ANCIENT INDIAN BURIAL GROUND::::::::::::::::::::::::: Ancient Indian Burial Ground Don't you know when you can't explain all these paranormal activities the answer is usually an Ancient Indian Burial Ground What did you expect when you built your home over the corpses of such a mystic tribe of people Didn't your architect inform you that there were about 200 rotting corpses under the foundation of your home You might not buy from that guy again Well if you bury your friends or family and they come back but they com back rotting, or evil, or killing people You probably mistakenly buried them in an Ancient Indian Burial Ground Can we just agree that the next time We try to build a house or try to bury our dead We're not going to disturb the remains of any ancient civilization. ::::::::::::::::::::::::C.H.U.D.weiser:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller It's a C.H.U.D. (oh it's a chud/ chud dude/ chud brah!/ I used to have one back in college/ oh, they kill for fun.) ...and it's gonna eat the voice from inside Fred Savage's head on The Wonder Years = Oh, Daniel Stern!

::::::::::::::::::Kill For Your Mother:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Hey Norman, YOU'RE A MOMMA"S BOY!!! Hey Jason, YOU'RE A MOMMA"S BOY!!! Hey Leatherface, YOU'RE A MOMMA"S BOY!!! So why don't you go out and kill! Hey Damien, YOU'RE A MOMMA"S BOY!!! Hey Alien, YOU'RE A MOMMA"S BOY!!! Hey girl from Sleepaway Camp, YOU'RE A MOMMA"S BOY!!! So why don't you go out and kill! Kill for your mother's approval Kill for your mother's love Kill to hear your mother say 'Good Boy. Good job. Son, I love you" So just kill. Just kill to make your mommy proud. Thank you, Mommy! :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::The Fog::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: What kinda people get killed by fog What kinda people get killed by the weather. Pirate ghosts with leprosy What kinda people get killed by pirate ghosts with leprosy Easy listening DJs should die first not last A spell was cast and people were killed... by fog. Fog? Really? Ok. We'll go with that. This is a fog that's here to kill. Not just mess up your drive to work. This is a fog that's here to kill. Not just mess up your Direct TV signal. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Jokes and Jokes:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Jokes. And. Jokes. Spaghetti. Hey Freddy, Hey Freddy, you'd be a lot more scarier if you stopped telling these horrible....JOKES. Hey Chucky, Hey Chucky, you'd be a lot more terrifying if you stopped telling these horrible....JOKES. Jokes and jokes should not be told by monsters trying to kill you. Jokes and jokes. Not to be mixed with chokes and chokes. Jokes and jokes. Chokes and chokes. Those two things don't go together. Jokes and chokes..... NO WAY!!! Let's kill, not be comedians.