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Halloween the 13th part Texas Hellraiser: Puppetmasters of the Corn on Elm Street

by V.M.D.

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1.
(RANT) Talkin' to your sister about Halloween He wants to kill his sister on Halloween I'ts awkward talkin' to your sister about Halloween This is my story about Halloween It's not a good story about Halloween Watch John Carpenter's Halloween Oh my god, it's Halloween!
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The Miskatonic Medical Massacre Herbert West gave my baby back to me There no need for an autopsy The Miskatonic Medical Massacre When a guy like Herbert West wants to move into your home And he offers you cold hard cash to move into your home You should check his past employment history before he moves into your home Because he's got this green gel that looks like glow stik juice and you know it's bringing BODIES BACK TO LIFE, WOAH OH OH!
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Deep in Alaska the permafrost is being thawed We take the oil made from the creatures of god Big oil business drill until no place is cold We bring up the oil made from the dead, we're harvesting souls WHEN WE BRING UP OIL WE BRING UP THE DEAD TO POWER CARS AND THE LIGHTS ABOVE OUR HEADS ANCIENT SOULS COME OUT WHEN THE ICE GETS THINNER CAN'T YOU ALL SEE THIS IS THE LAST WINTER The kid's got a point, deny climate change and smoke your joint Sign the contract make the rich more rich but bringing up souls from underground is a bitch You will see as the ice gets thinner This is our last fucking winter WHEN WE BRING UP OIL WE BRING UP THE DEAD TO POWER CARS AND THE LIGHTS ABOVE OUR HEADS ANCIENT SOULS COME OUT WHEN THE ICE GETS THINNER CAN'T YOU ALL SEE THIS IS THE LAST WINTER WHERE THE THE POWER THAT WE USE COME FROM AND WHOSE RIGHTS DO WE ABUSE Does it register or get in your head We run our world with the remains of the dead You act like they don't even exist Don't you think they're getting just a little pissed
4.
Always stick together Don't split up to find your friends Always stick together
5.
Welcome to the Funhouse Not a chainsaw massacre but it's very similar Carnies get a bad name but they deserve a bad name Welcome to the Funhouse Your family is fucked Welcome to the Funhouse You're shit outta luck Welcome to the Funhouse you're all gonna die NO REFUNDS,EITHER.
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White Americans in a foreign land meet a hot woman They wake up staring at a crazy man He's harvesting their organs It's a tale as old as time. That's why you gotta hear me whine. I saw it in Hostel 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 -7 and I'll bet in Hostel 11 I'm joking I only saw the first but I just saw Touristas and this genre's the worst I HATE YOUR TORTURE PORN IT CHEAPENS THE GENRE OF HORROR White Americans, White Americans I'm so bored with the stories of these White Americans White Americans, White Americans I'm so bored with these White Americans I HATE YOUR TORTURE PORN IT CHEAPENS THE GENRE OF HORROR Oh god I'm so bored writing a song about torture porn I should be writing about classics like The Shining STAY AWAY FROM ROOM 237 Even though almost every character in The Shining is a..... White American Boring Boring Torture Porn is Boring Boring Boring your RACISM is Boring
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Candyman Candyman Candyman Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary I'm waiting. Still nothing. Let's try again! Candyman Candyman Candyman Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary I'm waiting. Still nothing. Cabrini-Green or Connecticut Or my parents' 1980's basement Nothing happens, it never does Just like sandworms crawl and bees they buzz Maybe they came but they were late Maybe Virginia Madsen died in vain I moved away, new peeps moved in Maybe the new tenants died for my sins. Candyman Candyman Candyman Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Maybe I'm not being specific enough: Candyman Candyman Candyman Helen Helen Helen Trevor Trevor Trevor No Candyman ghosts at all? UGH! You tried to scare me, you were wrong 25 years later I wrote this song Maybe it's my allergies to bugs like bees That prevents Candyman from bringing me to my knees I've never been to Connecticut or Chicago but I've been to lots of GWAR shows and Bloody Mary she's still not come I was just a kid, god, I was so dumb.
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Lucio Fulci cannot eat steak and Lucio Fulci needs to take a break and Lucio Fulci cannot do another take because Lucio Fulci has a Cat in the Brain Poor Lucio! Poor Lucio! The puppet cats inside your brain are driving you insane Poor Lucio! Poor Lucio! The Gates of Hell Trilogy, that a move you made that was wrong The City of the Living Dead, The House by the Cemetery and The Beyond And an unauthorized sequel to Dawn of the Dead Lucio Fulci, you've certainly got a cat in the head. Poor Lucio! Poor Lucio! You need to get away. just go, just go GOODBYE LUCIO, GOODBYE!

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The 3rd installment of my Halloween Horror movie songs. Life was tough during this one. I don't know if that makes it better or worse, but it sure was hard getting this one to become real. Listen to www.theleeves.com and dickwolf666.bandcamp.com as well!

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released October 31, 2015

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V.M.D. Greensboro, North Carolina

songs from the bedroom of some guy from THE LEEVES, INSTANT REGRETS and DICKWOLF. demo quality bullshit. always!

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