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(RANT)
Talkin' to your sister about Halloween
He wants to kill his sister on Halloween
I'ts awkward talkin' to your sister about Halloween
This is my story about Halloween
It's not a good story about Halloween
Watch John Carpenter's Halloween
Oh my god, it's Halloween!
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The Miskatonic Medical Massacre
Herbert West gave my baby back to me
There no need for an autopsy
The Miskatonic Medical Massacre
When a guy like Herbert West wants to move into your home
And he offers you cold hard cash to move into your home
You should check his past employment history
before he moves into your home
Because he's got this green gel that looks like glow stik juice
and you know it's bringing BODIES BACK TO LIFE, WOAH OH OH!
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The Last Winter
02:38
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Deep in Alaska the permafrost is being thawed
We take the oil made from the creatures of god
Big oil business drill until no place is cold
We bring up the oil made from the dead, we're harvesting souls
WHEN WE BRING UP OIL WE BRING UP THE DEAD
TO POWER CARS AND THE LIGHTS ABOVE OUR HEADS
ANCIENT SOULS COME OUT WHEN THE ICE GETS THINNER
CAN'T YOU ALL SEE THIS IS THE LAST WINTER
The kid's got a point, deny climate change and smoke your joint
Sign the contract make the rich more rich
but bringing up souls from underground is a bitch
You will see as the ice gets thinner
This is our last fucking winter
WHEN WE BRING UP OIL WE BRING UP THE DEAD
TO POWER CARS AND THE LIGHTS ABOVE OUR HEADS
ANCIENT SOULS COME OUT WHEN THE ICE GETS THINNER
CAN'T YOU ALL SEE THIS IS THE LAST WINTER
WHERE THE THE POWER THAT WE USE COME FROM
AND WHOSE RIGHTS DO WE ABUSE
Does it register or get in your head
We run our world with the remains of the dead
You act like they don't even exist
Don't you think they're getting just a little pissed
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Always Stick Together
03:29
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Always stick together
Don't split up to find your friends
Always stick together
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Welcome to the Funhouse
01:24
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Welcome to the Funhouse
Not a chainsaw massacre but it's very similar
Carnies get a bad name but they deserve a bad name
Welcome to the Funhouse
Your family is fucked
Welcome to the Funhouse
You're shit outta luck
Welcome to the Funhouse you're all gonna die
NO REFUNDS,EITHER.
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White Americans in a foreign land meet a hot woman
They wake up staring at a crazy man
He's harvesting their organs
It's a tale as old as time. That's why you gotta hear me whine.
I saw it in Hostel 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 -7 and I'll bet in Hostel 11
I'm joking I only saw the first
but I just saw Touristas and this genre's the worst
I HATE YOUR TORTURE PORN
IT CHEAPENS THE GENRE OF HORROR
White Americans, White Americans
I'm so bored with the stories of these White Americans
White Americans, White Americans
I'm so bored with these White Americans
I HATE YOUR TORTURE PORN
IT CHEAPENS THE GENRE OF HORROR
Oh god I'm so bored writing a song about torture porn
I should be writing about classics like The Shining
STAY AWAY FROM ROOM 237
Even though almost every character in The Shining is a.....
White American
Boring Boring Torture Porn is Boring
Boring Boring your RACISM is Boring
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Candyman Candyman Candyman
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary
I'm waiting. Still nothing. Let's try again!
Candyman Candyman Candyman
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary
I'm waiting. Still nothing.
Cabrini-Green or Connecticut
Or my parents' 1980's basement
Nothing happens, it never does
Just like sandworms crawl and bees they buzz
Maybe they came but they were late
Maybe Virginia Madsen died in vain
I moved away, new peeps moved in
Maybe the new tenants died for my sins.
Candyman Candyman Candyman
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary
Maybe I'm not being specific enough:
Candyman Candyman Candyman
Helen Helen Helen
Trevor Trevor Trevor
No Candyman ghosts at all? UGH!
You tried to scare me, you were wrong
25 years later I wrote this song
Maybe it's my allergies to bugs like bees
That prevents Candyman from bringing me to my knees
I've never been to Connecticut or Chicago
but I've been to lots of GWAR shows
and Bloody Mary she's still not come
I was just a kid, god, I was so dumb.
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Goodbye Lucio!
03:47
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Lucio Fulci cannot eat steak
and Lucio Fulci needs to take a break
and Lucio Fulci cannot do another take
because Lucio Fulci has a Cat in the Brain
Poor Lucio! Poor Lucio!
The puppet cats inside your brain are driving you insane
Poor Lucio! Poor Lucio!
The Gates of Hell Trilogy, that a move you made that was wrong
The City of the Living Dead, The House by
the Cemetery and The Beyond
And an unauthorized sequel to Dawn of the Dead
Lucio Fulci, you've certainly got a cat in the head.
Poor Lucio! Poor Lucio! You need to get away.
just go, just go
GOODBYE LUCIO, GOODBYE!
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V.M.D. Greensboro, North Carolina
songs from the bedroom of some guy from THE LEEVES, INSTANT REGRETS and DICKWOLF. demo quality bullshit. always!
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