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I don't get the point of Halloween 3
I don't get the point of Season of the Witch
Does anyone get the point of Halloween 3
Does anyone get the point of Season of the Witch

TELL ME WHERE IS MICHAEL MYERS?
WHERE IS MICHAEL MYERS?
(does he own stock in this company I mean why should we even care?)
(does he work at this evil mask company I mean I don't really understand)


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I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel.
I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel.
They didn't even check m y references
I guess they're desperate for me to start
They say there might be a catch
Most caretakers tear their families apart (literally)

I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel.
I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel.
The jobs off to a brilliant start
Got these guys Grady and Jack as my hosts
They get drunk all the time
Did I mention that they're ghost (guess not)

I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel.
I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel.
This job is getting kinda tough
These messes cannot be cleaned with a broom
Sometime the blood gets off in the lobby
Sometimes old men get off in their rooms (ohhhhhhh)

I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel.
I got a job. Winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel.
The job sucks but I met a girl
She chokes me and makes me cough
I like the fact that she's kinda kinky
But I hate the fact that her skin falls off (ughhhhhhh)

I HATE MY JOB. WINTER CARETAKER.
I HATE MY JOB AT THE OVERLOOK HOTEL.

(there's no need for a formal resignation sir. turns out you've been dead for weeks)


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Ancient Indian Burial Ground

Don't you know when you can't explain
all these paranormal activities the answer is usually an
Ancient Indian Burial Ground
What did you expect when you built your home over the corpses
of such a mystic tribe of people
Didn't your architect inform you that there were about 200
rotting corpses under the foundation of your home
You might not buy from that guy again
Well if you bury your friends or family and they come back
but they com back rotting, or evil, or killing people
You probably mistakenly buried them in an
Ancient Indian Burial Ground
Can we just agree that the next time
We try to build a house or try to bury our dead
We're not going to disturb the remains of any ancient civilization.



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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
It's a C.H.U.D.
(oh it's a chud/ chud dude/ chud brah!/ I used to
have one back in college/ oh, they kill for fun.)
...and it's gonna eat the voice from inside Fred Savage's
head on The Wonder Years = Oh, Daniel Stern!